No, we’re not talking about Vietnam War Vet John Kerry here. This is about the idiots who wear flip flops to work. Well, let me re-phrase that. How about the idiots who wear flip flops to work when their office policy forbids it? Yeah, that’s better.
What is it with people who don’t care to abide by their companies dress code? You know, there is a reason why they are not allowed…THEY ARE TOO DAMN LOUD!!! You are sitting there, trying to work and you have to hear “SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP” as someone walks by your desk. What’s worse, is when you look up and see it’s some dude. How gay can you be to wear jeans and flip flops to work as a guy? Either that or ya gotta be some left over hippie liberal college professor.
The worst is when you have to endure not only the “SLAP SLAP SLAP” but also the “POP POP POP” of someone also smacking their gum at work.
Calling for a moratorium on flip flops at the office…regardless if it is “Casual Friday” or not!